(chipe), singular: a source or reason of exclamation
an exclamation; usually used when responding to a sudden event or occurance which has altered one's environment. Best used when pronounced with a slightly Australian or UKish accent.
(Dead bird falls from sky)
Jordan: Chipes mate! Did you see that?!
Bumps you get on your ass after having anal sex with someone with an STD.
Man I've got this horrible grouping of chipes on my ass from that arch douche Dan.
He thinks he's all that and a bag of chipes.