Makes you look goofy, which is hard to do since you already have a helmet on your head and you're forty-seven.
"What now, Stan?"
"Bob... fucking unbuckle your chinstrap."
"Then what's the point of the helmet, Stan, huh, what then?"
"Then you fucking take the helmet off! You're an embarassment to men. Look, look at that five-year old over there. She's got a helmet on. Your forty-seven, Bob. Wait, just watch this... hey little girl?"
"What you old hags?"
"What do you think of this guy..." *thumbs over*
"The douchebag with that helmet?"
"Hey, I'm not a douchebag you little punk! And you have a helmet on too!"
"Um, yeah, because my mom tells me to; and it's also where I store my weed. Want some?"
"Fuck yeah, how much for a dime?"
2. Yo who changed my settings on my facial trimmer?
3. Yo Vinnie when is Joey going to get out of the bathroom he is trimming his chinstrap but he has been in there for an hour now.
Guy 2: Holy crap, that's douchey.
Douchebag: WUT U SAY?! /raaage