|1.||Chinese Pig Latin|
Chinese Pig Latin is a made up language with different rules than normal Pig Latin. In Chinese Pig Latin, you add -ong to the end of EVERY consonant. You pronounce the vowels normally.
1) Fuck you!
Fongucongkong Yongou (pronounced Fong-uh-kong-kong yong-oo)
4) Chinese Pig Latin
Conghonginongesonge Pongigong Longatonginong
A rasict group of yellow people who originated from mainland China for more than half a century ago. The most obnoxious race in this country. Think they are the smartest race in Malaysia and all other races are stupid and lazy, they especially hate the malays. Control most businesses by cheating people or bribery. Chinese business people never gives a fuck about customers if 1) The customer is not rich 2) The customer is not chinese 3) The customer is young. If involved in a road accident with driver/rider of another race, will never admit their fault even if it's really their fault, infact will curse the other driver/rider with vulgarities. Will be your good friend if you have power and lots of money but never gives a shit about you if youre a nobody. Chinese girls ( especially young and chinese educated ) think people of different colored skin as disgusting if they get near them, when actually Malaysian chinese dont wash their assholes with water after they shit. Once a person of another race buys something faulty from their premise, this person will never be able to get a refund or his item replaced with a new one. Involved in gangsterism actively in this country. Will laugh at your face and joke with their friends if they think a person of another race is not as smart as them. The MCA of Malaysia are afraid of the Malaysian government, purely chicken shit.more...
Will be super friendly when you enter their business premise, but will turn to monsters and be rude and unfriendl...
n. A "made up" language, like pig-latin, formulated by adding suffixes to letters while spelling out words, thereby obscuring the meaning of the speaker and causing them to "sound chinese." The effect can be intensified if the speaker uses a slightly sing-song inflection while speaking.
1. All words are spelled out in full
2. The long forms of all of the vowels are pronounced (i.e. ay, ee, eye, owe, yu)
3. All consonants are suffixed with "ong." The only exceptions are "c" and "q," which are pronounced "chong" and "quong," so as not to be confused with "kong."
Hog Chinese Usage Examples:
1. Profesora Gilmore is such a Bong-I-Tong-Chong-Hong (b****).
2. Hong-E-Long-Long-O, Mong-Yong Nong-A-Mong-E I-Song Jong-O-Hong-Dong (Hello, my name is John.)
3. U-Rong-Bong-A-Nong Dong-I-Chong-Tong-I-O-Nong-A-Rong-Yong I-Song Gong-Rong-E-A-Tong (Urban Dictionary is great).
|4.||Chinese Fire Drill|
During a threesome (with two guys and a girl.. or three guys..... but seriously two guys and a girl), two males stop their motions, yell out "Chinese fire drill!" then proceed to jog around in a circle three times. After this, the two males swap positions and continue on, after a high five of course.
Jimmy and bobby where happily pig roasting Jane, when Jimmy suddenly shouts "Chinese fire drill!". Both Jimmy and bobby stop what they are doing immediately and run in circles around Jane three times. After this is completed, Jimmy and bobby swap positions and give each other a high five in successful completion of the Chinese fire drill.
Police officer. (next chinese zodiac word: Rat
That pig keeps followin me!
background - old chinese
cubes of jelly found in chinese restaurants
'shit me, that snake pig jelly was delicious'
New Chinese industry substitute for Timber. Made from lead (Pb) and sawdust, constituting a cost effective way to create a monopoly in the highly lucrative forgery market.
a. A chord of Bimber
b. A house made from Bimber
c. The wolf could not blow down the 3rd little pig's house because it was made of Bimber. Unfortunately, the pig later died of lead (Pb) poisoning
d. Bimber is cornering the X-Ray shield market due to its high lead (Pb) content
e. Chinese officials deny that Bimber was created to cut out the Timber trade yet do so while launching a massive campaign called "Bimber: naturally pollution friendly cheap good cheap wood forgery... INVEST"