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A rasict group of yellow people who originated from mainland China for more than half a century ago. The most obnoxious race in this country. Think they are the smartest race in Malaysia and all other races are stupid and lazy, they especially hate the malays. Control most businesses by cheating people or bribery. Chinese business people never gives a fuck about customers if 1) The customer is not rich 2) The customer is not chinese 3) The customer is young. If involved in a road accident with driver/rider of another race, will never admit their fault even if it's really their fault, infact will curse the other driver/rider with vulgarities. Will be your good friend if you have power and lots of money but never gives a shit about you if youre a nobody. Chinese girls ( especially young and chinese educated ) think people of different colored skin as disgusting if they get near them, when actually Malaysian chinese dont wash their assholes with water after they shit. Once a person of another race buys something faulty from their premise, this person will never be able to get a refund or his item replaced with a new one. Involved in gangsterism actively in this country. Will laugh at your face and joke with their friends if they think a person of another race is not as smart as them. The MCA of Malaysia are afraid of the Malaysian government, purely chicken shit.
Will be super friendly when you enter their business premise, but will turn to monsters and be rude and unfriendly if you leave without buying something, especially after you've ask questions about a product/etc. Will give discounts to chinese customers, but not to customers of other races. Follow the English Premier League (soccer) just because of gambling, they cheer loudly if the team they bet on wins, not because they love the team. Chinese students in universities will go to morning classes without bathing, especially men.
Customer: this radio i bought wont work.
Chinese malaysian : its not my problem, youve already bought it

Ravi : you smell like shit
Chinese malaysian : thats because i dont wash my asshole, waste time.

Hussein : but you beat the red light
Chinese malaysian : i dont care, pay my damages or ill call my buddies to thrash you up and turn you into dim sum
by jihadforsatan October 11, 2007
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Simply said, ethnic Chinese who lives in Malaysia. Chinese have been living in Malaysia for centuries even way beyond Malacca Sultanate (totally not as what claimed by Malaysia's manipulated Malay-centric history textbook). They are hardworking, smart and far-sighted people who managed to build their own and ultimately Malaysia's economy from scratch as the Malay Muslims can't even achieve shit & only know how to rape, rob, & ride 130cc motorbikes like an asshole.

The Malaysian Chinese are historically allies with Malaysian Indians as both races share same experiences of oppression by the jealous fuck Malay govt. They share the same frustration when:

a.)non-Malay top scorers were rejected from scholarships & university placements while a Malay who flunked exams gets it

b.)when temples and churches are demolished with some lame, racist excuses while mosques are growing like virus (Malay Muslim: be grateful or go back to China/India-lah!!!!)

c.)racist Malay school principals and politicians are spared while peaceful protesters are shot with bullets, tear gas grenades and water gun.

d.)Hindus and some Buddhists would accept beef served right in front of their face while Malay Muslims would start WWIII when they see a glimpse of pork on the menu.

e.)many institutions founded by non-Malays were intentionally seized by Malay authorities and now managed only by Malays (eg: MISC, Maybank)

f.)there's freedom of religion: freedom to convert to Islam but not otherwise
Question:
How many Malays does it take to change the light bulb?

Answer:
Nah, they're too lazy and dumb for that. They'd ask the Indian and Chinese Malaysians to do it then they'll just take all the credit for themselves.
by Pak Su November 28, 2010
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