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1. shove one chopstick up your ass and another down your urethra
2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute)
3. blindfold yourself
4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.
The Chinese Kamikaze is the reason i get up in the morning.

Kyle: Dude, best Tuesday morning ever.
Rick: Why, what happened kyle?
Kyle: I gave myself a Chinese Kamikaze at my mother-in-laws house before anyone woke up.
Rick: Sweet?
by 370 e August 01, 2010

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