A hot chinese girl who you either want to sleep with and or go out with .

1.the hottest bitches in the worrlllddd.
i love them like a fat kid loves cake.
except for that one chick in my math class. she's meaannn, but that's beside the point. They be hot and have good food (takeout is NOT real chinese food, but it is still delicious), and all the chinese-americans I've met have been hard working and smart as heeellll.
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2.A term used by ignorant people to identify all asians.

a chinese girl that cannot pronounce the word proof correctly. she also likes to run around with her shirt off

This is the chinese version of the original Zampa action. The slight difference is for those chinese who can't speak italian in the perfect way it is needed, in order to perform an original Zampa. Therefore, despite the fact that the cheesy italian accent is undoable, one could choose to say the exact same phrase: "I will kill you with MY cock", while pinching a girl on her nose, when she is giving you head - in a chinese accent instead. A chinese accent in this case is every kind of action that would be related to something that is asian, even fake westernized chinese accent that you could see in early hollywood movies. This means that everybody could perform a rather perfect chinese Zampa.

When a girl is so fat her bellybutton is no longer a circle but a straight line.

A girl who loves rice, eats it all the time and can't get enough of all the nutritious goodness that rice has to offer.

When you're having sex from behind with a Chinese girl, right before coming, you stick it in her ass... when she looks back to see what you've done, you donkey punch her in the face and scream, "What's Wong!?!?"