The thing that keeps a helmet on your head.

Makes you look goofy, which is hard to do since you already have a helmet on your head and you're forty-seven.
"Bob... Bob, seriously."

"What now, Stan?"

"Bob... fucking unbuckle your chinstrap."

"Then what's the point of the helmet, Stan, huh, what then?"

"Then you fucking take the helmet off! You're an embarassment to men. Look, look at that five-year old over there. She's got a helmet on. Your forty-seven, Bob. Wait, just watch this... hey little girl?"

"What you old hags?"

"What do you think of this guy..." *thumbs over*

"The douchebag with that helmet?"

"Hey, I'm not a douchebag you little punk! And you have a helmet on too!"

"Um, yeah, because my mom tells me to; and it's also where I store my weed. Want some?"

"Fuck yeah, how much for a dime?"

"Stan wtf?!"
by cag March 31, 2007
Top Definition
A patch of hair grown on the chin that looks like a chin strap for a football helmet. Similar to a goatee.
Jimmy was so proud because after months of practice, he was finally able to grow and perfect his chinstrap beard.
by Michael Eric Brown May 27, 2005
Refers to the style of facial hair given instantaneous worldwide prominence in the wake of Whitey Ford aka Everlast from the Irish rap group House Of Pain. Pencil-thin crawl of hair alone the jawline,optionally including moustache with demerit points. Who sports the Chinstrap: Everlast,Gotti boys,50 cent,Norte Dame Fighting Irish Leprechaun,Italians,Irish,White Boys,Latinos,Blacks and so on. Better term: Chinstrap Beard.
1. Yo I can't see my girl yet I got to get my chinstrap lined up and get my hair faded.

2. Yo who changed my settings on my facial trimmer?

3. Yo Vinnie when is Joey going to get out of the bathroom he is trimming his chinstrap but he has been in there for an hour now.

by bigryhn October 27, 2005
A douchey beard style, favored by guidos who want to make their steroid-infused jaws appear to be at a 90 degree angle. One of the top 5 worst facial hair styles to have, according to most women.
Guy 1: Check out that fucking douchebag with the chin strap.

Guy 2: Holy crap, that's douchey.
Douchebag: WUT U SAY?! /raaage
by Smatchmo the Trumpeteer April 26, 2010
To have sex with another man and blow your load on his massive chin
I gave Jeff Pashko a serious chin strap last night.
by panheaddan March 09, 2014
The facial hair that connects from ur side burns that is lined up all the way around.
Yo,i don't feel like shaving so lets hook up these chinstraps.
by Euroman February 25, 2005
According to Murphy from Sealab one could assume that chinstrap means:

1. A jerk
2. A jock
3. An asshole
4. Anyone you do not like
5. or anyone named Marco
::punches guy in the face::
"How do you like me now, chinstrap!?"
by l=f(d) April 06, 2006
Not simply a strip of facial hair but a complete and utter way of life that only the most elite, select few can conquer and uphold. Often comes with the dougie.
Girls flocked to Dylan's chin strap, as they knew with great facial hair, comes great responsibiliy.
by Steady Strappin' December 21, 2010

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