The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)
"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"
by Dirty Rich September 28, 2006

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What one does after taking a picture with a digital camera and looking at the result. Derived from the words they speak when chimping: "Ooo-oo-oo!"
Locals: Stupid tourists and their stupid chimping.
Tourists: Ooo-oo-oo! Look at Jane in front of car! She so pretty!
by NESMonster February 02, 2004

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The act of gaining sexual pleasure by throwing ones excrement at ones sexual partner, like chimps in the zoo
did a spot of chimping last night and spent all this morning with rubber gloves and domestos cleaning up , it was worth it though
by sickasapeanut June 06, 2007

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Chimping is when a black person is acting up making a scene typically in public. Relating to the way a monkey acts.
Holy fuck that nigger is chimping.
by Friskiesz January 02, 2017

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Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.
Holy fuck that guy is chimping.
by Fucktgechicken October 30, 2014

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In an online discussion or debate it is the act of putting unrelated data or questions into a response to deflect from the original point.
User 1: The sky is very blue today
User 2: But have you seen how bad the economic figures are this month?
User 1: Please stick to the subject and stop chimping.
by rd_303 March 08, 2015

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When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.
Man, Chris keeps chimping me night and day!
by 0irish October 09, 2012

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The act of texting, playing games etc on a mobile phone in a way that looks similar to a chimp
Look at everyone at this party chimping on their phones.
by 2hihihi January 14, 2013

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