Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

Chimpanzee Choke by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018

Chimpabwe 

A colony of apes in southern africa. Due to extended contact with humans they had been known to mimic human behaviour such as farming and trade. However, an exodus of humans has led the apes to chimp out and return to their natural states of coprophilia and bumrape

Have you seen how those apes are living in chimpabwe?

Yeah what a bunch of stupid monkeys!

Chimpabwe by Cecil Rhodes January 22, 2009

Chimpanzee 

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.

If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.

Chimpanzee by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

go chimpanzee 

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.

Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.

go chimpanzee by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009

chimpanzeed 

Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee

Dude, I was trying to feed the goats, but then I got Chimpanzeed.

chimpanzeed by Yyachub May 13, 2008

The chimpanzee 

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off

Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids

The chimpanzee by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018

Chimpagne 

Noun - Any Champage, sparkling wine, liqour, liquer, or unholy amalgum of two or more of the preceeding, produced under license of, endorsed by, or repeatedly referenced in the lyrics of any rapper and / or Hip Hop artist.

Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.

(1)

R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!

Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!

R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...

(2)

Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.

Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...

Chimpagne by Tiestofan25 October 12, 2010