by supacool(o)(o) July 1, 2008
The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.
Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.
Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.
You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."
Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"
Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"
by Arashiin October 9, 2011
When the skin around an anus is a darker skin tone then her skin color. Often darker brown in color, especially noticable if she has pale skin. The opposite of a pink donut, which is an anus pink in color with no dark skin around it.
I was sexually interested in Mary until she spread her buttcheeks to reveal a nasty chili ring. I left immediately.
by Plutonic Prostitute June 10, 2018
Post-anal-coital activity involving consuming the residue around the anus, including blood, fecal matter and several other fluids.
That girl is so hot, i would so chili ring her.
For my birthday, i want to chow down on a chili ring.
For my birthday, i want to chow down on a chili ring.
by The Chili Ringer November 20, 2009
Being so homosexual that, during vaginal intercourse with a female, the male must pull out then insert himself into her anus in order to reach climax.
by Dastardly Dan July 12, 2009
by Cbold90 January 8, 2017
when your chili ring (a.k.a. your butthole) starts to bleed uncontrolably and shoot out foreign objects at various speeds and distances, causing immense pain and 3rd degree burns to everyone around you. if you can relate it to a violent volcanic eruption your chili ring and butthole is defietlly being destroyed. hense chili ring destruction. low chance of ever recovering or even surviving.
chili ring destruction is when you eat too many hot wings and start to feel like someone is shoving a samoan fire eater up your butthole. and he isnt going in without a fight. shortly after you start to to feel weak at the knees and eventuyally collapse and deficate all over yourself and the walls. not a pretty sight.
by dr fudge June 5, 2011