noun:
1. one who is a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit. See Mollye.
2. a dump taken on one's chest.

verb:
1. the act of being pwned or screwed over.
2. the act of being a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit.
3. the act of taking a dump on someone's chest.
That fat bitch is so lazy, she's such a chili dog.

Dude, you just lost one of your lives, you just got chili dogged!

Stop sitting outside Orlando Bloom's house and cutting yourself, you are straight chili dogging!

She squatted over him and chili dogged.
by flandersluvsmollye January 07, 2007
It's a hot dog with chili (a meat and sauce substance) on it, normally it is much better with cheese.
i'm fucking starving.... lets go get chili dogs!
by matt and anna October 06, 2005
When a blowjob triggers the giver's gag reflex, resulting in vomit-covered cock. Chili Dogged, Chili Dogging.
Martha overestimated her ability to deep throat and gave George a chili dog.

When Bill chili dogged all over the glory hole I knew it was time to drag him out of the club.
by bloodmouth February 12, 2011
When a man engages in unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.
My girl is on her period. I totally got a real modern day chili dog out of the deal.
by Dr. K. Faber September 20, 2010
when a girl has a period while your banging her, and then you wipe the blood in between her tits and stick your d**k in between her boobies
dude i gave megan the slut a chili dog yesterday, it wuz nasty!!!!
by Angel farker July 23, 2009
While enjoying a vicious Bratwurst (look up if curious), one has the unfortunate experience of having dip spit land on his dick.
The first time Kevin experienced a Chili Dog, he was sure to quickly alert Matt. Matt was so disturbed he didn't dip or shit for a week.
by LYCOPROV December 26, 2008
When you fuck a person in the anus as he or she shits on your dick.
OMFG, I fucked Samantha in the butthole and gave me the chili dog.
by Y. Ramirez May 05, 2008

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