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22. chili dog
noun:
1. one who is a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit. See Mollye.
2. a dump taken on one's chest.

verb:
1. the act of being pwned or screwed over.
2. the act of being a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit.
3. the act of taking a dump on someone's chest.
That fat bitch is so lazy, she's such a chili dog.

Dude, you just lost one of your lives, you just got chili dogged!

Stop sitting outside Orlando Bloom's house and cutting yourself, you are straight chili dogging!

She squatted over him and chili dogged.
1. chili dog
The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her.
50 Cent is such a skank. Why's he always chili dog his moma?
by anonymous Mar 9, 2003 add a video
2. chili dog
A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit
I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge tits yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed.
by Kendall Mar 8, 2005 add a video
3. chili dog
when a woman lies back, offers her full supple breasts to a man, who then proceeds to squeeze out a mass of diarrhea shit all between her breasts, making sure to evenly coat them for best tase, then puts his penis between her shit-covered breasts and fucks her tits, which implies a "chili gdog" effect to their love-making.
Johnny wanted tome excitement in his marriage with his 67-year old Vietnamese hooker of a wife, so he spiced it up by making a chili dog.
by Braski Apr 21, 2004 add a video
4. chili dog
a food that is commonly composed of a hot dog, a bun, and chili. toppings such as relish can also be added
My mom is making chili dogs for dinner tinight.YUM!
by Justin Apr 28, 2003 add a video
5. chili dog
Simply a hot dog on a bun, with chili con carne, and sometimes cheese. Grow up, Urban Dictionary.
I'm hungry, let's make some chili dogs.
Why would you want to shit on a girl's tits?
I'm talking about the food, you idiot!
6. Chili dog
Possibly the best concession ever invented, consisting of your ordinary hot dog or smokie, except you add a chili that has nothing but the meat and sauce. Grated cheese or cheese sauce is optional.
I love the chili dog and i hate how Urbandictionary is good at ruining my snack.
7. Chili Dog
A "Chili Dog" is when a man defecates on a woman's chest and then proceeds to "titty fuck" said woman.
"Remember that slut I met the other night? Well, I gave her a nice chili dog last night."
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