I think you are looking for children,arent you?
Wife:I have many childs!
Wife:No its not you fucktard!
1) A creepy individual
2) A child molester
4) He has a boner right now
Betty: "Did you hear about the sex offender moving down the street, Jim?"
Jim - "Yeah Betty, another fuckin' Childs... I heard he gets off to child pornography."