One of the greatest Metal bands of all times. Got their name from a lake called Lake Bodom in Finland. Lake Bodom has had 3 murders there in 1960.
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by BobertTheOne October 26, 2006
A Finnish Melodic Death Metal band who were brilliantly awesome with the unique entwining of guitar and keyboard solos. Until one day they met the representatives of MTV. They decided to destroy all their melodic nature (except for the keyboard) and replaced it with cold, tinny, muddy, industrial sound. This appealled to the teenagers with severe surplus of angst, a.k.a almost ALL teenagers, and made megabucks from them.
CoB were brilliant back in the day, but since Are You Dead Yet they're not up to the same standard. Some may blame this on their attempt to lose their Power Metal image, but lost their last remnants of songwriting talent instead.
Oh well, back to Kalmah.
CoB were brilliant back in the day, but since Are You Dead Yet they're not up to the same standard. Some may blame this on their attempt to lose their Power Metal image, but lost their last remnants of songwriting talent instead.
Oh well, back to Kalmah.
Metalhead A - "Do you like Children of Bodom?!"
Metalhead B - "Ehh. I suppose they're okay now. Still prefer Kalmah".
Metalhead B - "Ehh. I suppose they're okay now. Still prefer Kalmah".
by Tordah February 17, 2009
A shit band that every metal n00b is in love with. If you can't backup what's so great about them, or even know the type of genre they supposedly play, chances are, the band is shit.
Metal n00b: OMG Children of Bodom are teh bestest band to ever happens to metal!
Metal Elitist: *Punches faggot to momentarily stun him and proceed to stab ears to a bloody pulp*
Metal Elitist: *Punches faggot to momentarily stun him and proceed to stab ears to a bloody pulp*
by I'llHurtYouBitch May 2, 2012