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a derogatory term for someone under the age of 13 or something, though most assholes call people under 18 children. contrary to popular belief, children are the best form of human that has ever existed, due to their innocence, uninhibited creativity, friendliness, and irresistible humor. all children are born with large amounts of creativity and imagination, though society quickly hushes that away so they can become an ass-faced drone to keep the modern society alive. children are a blessing, as they have yet to be turned into temper-mental assholes because life keeps pissing on their faces. however, some children can keep their souls, seeing that society is only tearing them down, so they lift themselves up and realize that life is testing you, and if you know that EVERYTHING IS AWESOME, you will pass, and be happy until you die and transcend into glob-world.
Adult 1: ha! look at that child!
Adult 2: yeah, he can't do anything.
Child: *builds completely original and awesome thing out of LEGOs, completely showing up anything the adults had ever done in their lives*
Adult 1:... holy crap
Adult 2:... he's an adult in disguise!

Child: naw, I'm just better than you in every way. just like all the other children on the earth.
by A-person_yay February 19, 2014
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its blaintanly a sexually trasmited disease!!!
OMG we had sex and she got pregnant!!!
by Mach4 February 22, 2005
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1) A creepy individual
2) A child molester
3) Broads
4) He has a boner right now
Betty: "Did you hear about the sex offender moving down the street, Jim?"
Jim - "Yeah Betty, another fuckin' Childs... I heard he gets off to child pornography."
by Edward Nottiparts January 29, 2008
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The majority posters on Urban Dictionary, and the reason why more and more people quit Social networks like Facebook, YouTube.

Synonyms :

brats, sperms, worst STD Etc ..
Look at those children pretending to be smart ass and grown ups!
My definition will not be approved by Urban Dictionary editors because the majority of them are Immature children
we see so many faults and misspelling because most are illiterate children, don't get them to fool you
by Alain Green January 15, 2014
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(Subway)Jared's favorite pass time. ;)
Jared likes his Children small and helpless.
by Idiot801 November 11, 2016
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A word refering to people beneath you both mentally and physically and agewise.
Person 1: I love Batman
Person 2: NO CHILD NO STOP CHILD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by supermanrocks January 01, 2011
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Someone who is 5 years old or younger. A kid is from 6 to 12 years old and people who are 13 or older are either dudes or chicks.
That child still sucks tit.
by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010
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