A childo is a dildo that is made to replicate a choad.
"The childo made Shaquesa have a super-orgasm"
by Regob22 June 02, 2007

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Simple -- 1. A dildo in the shape of a chode 2. Some one you hate (Just to let everyone know, I myself invented this word at school in San Francisco during P.E.
Man, that Yishra girl is a real childo
Put the childo away, you fag!
by Dominic B. February 22, 2004

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A legendary language thought up by a very brilliant, beautiful, sophisticated, talented, articulate, hansom, superior, generous person. (mr. JP)

The language consists of normal english grammar using the "CH" sound to replace the first main syllable and any important breaks on words.

Absolutely unique: the word "Childo" literally translates into "dildo"
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by aqua dolce August 24, 2008

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A dildo that is chilled to approximately -7 degrees celcius
Babe, go get my Childo out of the freezer.
by Sir_Sim June 05, 2016

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