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8.
The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.
Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain?
by Liz July 29, 2004
 
9.
The act of giving birth to a child
Mrs Malone's childbirth went without complication
by Drakhir September 11, 2003
 
10.
A mistake.
I knew I should have worn a rubber, this mistake never would had happen.
by Joe Jackson September 11, 2003
 
11.
when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine
its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth
by k man 007 January 30, 2009
 
12.
A messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a sreaming pregnant woman's legs.
"oh great, someone had a baby..."
by Carpman September 19, 2003
 
13.
The bit that comes before the afterbirth that even less mothers eat
I'm really looking forward to eating my placenta. Now just gotta get the lump in front of it out of the way.
by kymcleod October 10, 2003