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8.
I am a child.

You are the adults who pretend to love them but call them STDs and subhumans on urban dicionary.

You are also pretty good actors, you had me fooled for a while.

So here's my question. Weren't you a child before?
dumb grownup: Hahaha children are the worst STD lololol

smart child: hahaha you dissed yourself you used to be one

Lololol
by GoldenYear11 January 13, 2010
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In ones opinion, it can be either a lovely gift sent down from the heavens, or it can be a curse that leeches off ones self. "Child" is also a term for a human from the age of 1-18 With the stages of: Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen, and Adult. a Child is Created when a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and the mans sperm reaches the womans ovary. Thereon, it takes an average of 9 months for the Child to be born. Then, it goes through the stages mentioned above, Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen and Adult.
in the teen years the "Child" Experiences Puberty, which takes about 1-3 years from the devolopment of teen to Adult. The age Scales for these are: Newborn: 1 month-1 Year Child Toddler: 2-4 yhears old. Child: 5-12 years old. Teen: 13-17 Adult: 18+
A Child Lives all the way from The sperm in a womans egg to the old man Leaning on his cane
by RaNdOm1812873462 August 02, 2006
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10.
tiny person who insists on shaking themself....constantly
"oh my god i swear if that child in front of me does not stop rocking in their movie seat i will roast them on a spit and serve them to the damned"
by flyingavocados06 December 26, 2006
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11.
An individual between birth and puberty. (usually about 0-12 years old)
This 10 year old is a child.
by Jack Wyatt May 13, 2007
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12.
The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.
I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.
by glass cup January 05, 2011
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13.
The worst disease ever.
Luke: Hey did you hear that nick got an STD from natalie?
Carter: no. what did he get?

Luke: children.
by themexijew September 19, 2009
106 71
 
14.
What you all are. You're immature, you're swearing. Urban Dictionary may define your world, but you're gone too far! Read what to do when you publish. Now go be mature.
This guy on Urban Dictionary is a child. God damn it.
by Sean Ryan February 20, 2006
171 139