Word black people use to desribe a friend, ie like homie or shorty
Hey child, how's that Kool-Aid?
1. Humans under the age of 13 or so. Many of which were accidently conceived. Lots of children these days are annoying
. Commonly known as stupid short people
2. Spawn of Satan
hatched from a dark egg in the center of the earth with devils that are cutting themselves standing in a circle around it.
Little Kid: Mommy, buy me David beckham
Mother: Dear, I just bought you Anna Kournikova
yesterday! Ill buy you him for you next week. How about I buy you Ronaldinho
Little Kid: *Starts crying* BUT I DONT WANT RONALDINHO!!! BUY ME DAVID!!!!! *Starts rolling on the floor*
Little Kid: You won't like me when I'm angry. FLAME ON! *Incinerates Mother"
The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.
God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!
Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)
Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...
Guy: Oh crud
God: I told thee...
Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?
Guy: Oh crud
God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
A human being who is not yet fully mature. Often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.
Child: i'm a happy and undomesticated human!
Society: *crushes spirit*
The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.
Children: the worst STD.
the walking and breathing ad for safe sex
i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children
The main cause of pedophilia.
"You know what I say? fuck the children".
-George Carlin, about the importance of children.