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The Chieftan 

The greatest being the world has ever known. All things in existence exist because hes wills them to. The Chieftan is second to no one and exists on an ethereal plane in seperate reality inaccessible to humans. The Chieftan employs the use of shamans, similarly to the way god employs the use of angels, to access the common folk, for they are naturally unable to comprehend or withstand the staggering magnitude of his being.
(pasquals wager: states) that you can only beilieve in the Chieftan, for if you did not, then you would negate your existance by removing that which created you from reality, ultimately resulting in your own inexistance in this world, thereby negating the possibility that you did not believe in the Chieftan, for you would not exist. This is how the Chieftan's omnipotence is asserted and proven. (if such a thing as proof was ever needed)
The Chieftan by Chieftan Ramses November 6, 2008

Venezuelan Chieftan 

When a guy has anal intercourse with a person, and then pulls out. Followed directly after by him holding his hand against the person's face, and penetrating in between hand and face. Effectively a hand, penis, face sandwich.
Valerie had her brown and red war paint smeared all over her after Daniel made her a Venezuelan Chieftan.

Chieftian 

"Who jacked your car blaad?"

"I don't know man, some masssive chieftian"
Chieftian by JAMwIsE December 11, 2009

chieftain 

1. a tough guy, a superstar. Basically used to refer either ironically or jokingly to one of your boys. 2. Alternately may be used to refer to a guy whose name you forgot.
1. "Hey chieftain, are we going to the game saturday or what?" 2. guy: "Larry, hey, remember, we met at that wedding last summer?!" you: hey chieftain, good to see you. Let's catch up soon."
chieftain by newyorker April 24, 2006

Chiefton 

The name of anyone and anything, especially when needing to chill out.
Woah, chill out Chiefton”
Chiefton by Gamer6454 May 4, 2019

Chiefland, FL 

Chiefland is a small town on the Gulf coast of FL. It has roughly 5,000 people. It is home to the best people in the world. Most people from Chiefland are either successful or go to jail. The high school, middle school, and elementary school are all named Chiefland. The largest store is a Wal-Mart, which grossed over a billion dollars and at one time was the most profitable Wal-Mart in the world. People from surrounding communities are so envious of Chiefland that they come sit in our parking lots just to soak up the awesomeness. One of the most famous people in Chiefland is Travis Montgomery, whom is an accomplished rap star as well as a highly skilled video producer. The most notable person is Chase Brookins who is a pimp, thug, lady's man, break dancing prodigy, accomplished scientist, Olympic swimmer, master chef, and last but not least owner of the Myas Chinese resturaunt. With such famous figures in town, it's hard to see why anyone would leave (without being in handcuffs).
Chiefland, FL is a city.

Son: Dad what is Chiefland?

Dad: It's that bomb place where Travis Montgomery and Chse Brokkins live. It's a city without limits and police without training.

The most awesome town in FL is called Chiefland.

Chiefland High School has a bomb Twerk Team.

Chiefland is a city in FL, and they have boiled peanuts.

What's that town called? Chiefland.