Chicanery 

What you accuse your brother of when you find out he hid a battery in your coat.

Jimmy pulled this chicanery! He defecated through a sunroof!

Chicanery by grease_of_sandwich February 8, 2021

Chicanery 

The use of deceptive or underhanded tactics. May also describe the act of defecating through a sunroof

" You think this is something? You think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse.

Chicanery by TheOtherPseudonymusBosch August 23, 2022

Chicanery 

Better Call Saul or Breaking Bad media is known as 'Chicanery'
The actual word means lies or deception

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

Chicanery by oneaftermagnacarta1216 September 23, 2022

chavmance

Intimate relationship between 2 chavs typically embroiled in scandal and highly likely to be featured on the Jeremy Kyle show arguing about infidelity, paternity, abuse, drugs, alcohol, work or money.

Those two are as bad as each other. He's a workshy pisshead and she's having his brother's baby. It's a real chavmance.

chavmance by vski April 21, 2013

mobile chicane 

a car that drives so slow in a race that it just slows the other cars as they have to pass by it and doesn't really compete. In a race, it usually ends several laps behind the winner. See Minardi.

The Minardi cars ended the race 4 laps behind Fernado Alonso.

Multiplayer race winner: That n00b was 5 laps behind me!
Other driver: Yeah, he was just a mobile chicane. Slowing us down!

mobile chicane by Captain Sham September 6, 2005

chiance 

A fiancé who is a cheater.

She was going to marry her chiance anyway.

chiance by Nanner September 16, 2016

Chatmance 

When two people meet in a chatroom frequently and are engaging in "romantic" talk or seem to be engaging in a romance only within the chatroom.

On a Reality TV show when two people "hook-up", it is called a Showmance, When the hooking up is done in a chatroom, it is a chatmance.

I heard that Bobby29 and Sweetbetty are in a Chatmance now!

Chatmance by Julie Cohn February 15, 2009