Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice
cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the
windows, a large bag of assorted
hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.
Observer: "
Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that
beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"
Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice
cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.