|1.||cottage cock cheese|
When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.
Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!
|2.||Cheese nip fried chicken|
instead of using breadcrumbs or flour for batter to fry the chicken in,
grind cheese nips into a power and coat it in that instead.
fry till a nice golden orange/yellow colour, bake for another 20 mins till cooked and you're ready to go (Y)
How was the cheese nip fried chicken yesterday?
A place where black Prairie View males congregate for a fine, home-cooked meal of chicken and fried corn. And Kool-Aid.
Man 1: Di' yoooooooo fuckin' go ta that bitchin' William's Chicken tonigh', niglet?
Man 2: YAHHH BITCH YAHHH
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
"Yo man what are you going to order?" , "Dude I am going to stick with the 'Bill'."
"The 'Bill' was bomb brotha."
A happy place, full of friends and drama! originally a farming club it has now become more modern with cclogging, cooking, RC cars, and mini golf. At our fair, you can buy all sorts of foods, deep fried cheese cake, cat on a stick, and that stuff that looks like chicken. our teen council puts on the greatest haunted house in NJ every october.
Rachel: Boy bobby, you sure seem to be in love with that mini-golf course.
Bobby:yeah, middlesex 4-H has me hooked on it.
Laura: Abbie! we need to go get deep fried chocolate covered cheese cake on a stick.
Laura: because we are frome middlesex 4-H!
Dan: Teen councils haunted house rocks!
Heffer: I know, it's all because it was built in middlesex, by 4-Hers
|6.||cheese curd it|
one of the amazing ways you can get your fried chicken at KFC
"I think I'm gonna get my chicken double deep fried."
"Really? CHEESE CURD IT BITCH!"
A small cheap fried chicken franchise based in Leicestershire, UK. Some argue it is "cheap pigeon", but whatever it is I love it and at a price of 5p for a strip, I'm not complaining! The chicken itself is amazing and afterwards, you know you have slightly killed yourself and put your life at risk, but that taste is with you everywhere you go.
Maryland also shits of KFC.
"Bring me a strip burger, chop chop, hurry up! - don't forget the cheese, man, ain't that lovely-up"
"Maryland is scary, man! I'm addicted, to the taste of every damn thing!"
"Hey, dude! Wanna go KFC?"
"Do you think I am made of money and like the taste of bland chicken that couldn't feed a fly?"
"Go fucking Maryland Chicken."