| 1. | Cleveland Screaming Chicken | ||
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A sexual move that involves a male beating off in the face of an unsuspecting, sleeping female. Just as he is about to bust, the male screams out a chicken sounding "BUCKOOOOCK!" to awaken and startle the female just before she is shot in the face. The male then proceeds to rapidly shit on the female’s chest as he would when giving her a “Cleveland Steamer.” I went back to a really drunk girl's apartment last night and gave her a Cleveland Screaming Chicken. She passed out before we got to bed so I beat off in her face, when I was about to cum I screamed "BUCKOOOOCK!" As she was startled awake I blew my load all over her face and laid a hot steamer on her tits. Thankfully I was able to grab my wallet and keys before running out of her back door!
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| 2. | take the rest of the day off | ||
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To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.
(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off) "Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."
Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?" "Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off." |
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| 3. | Choke the Chicken | ||
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means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example. I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
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| 4. | Rack off an egg | ||
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To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc. 1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!
2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!! |
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| 5. | jaggoff | ||
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A derivation of the words jack off used for over 50 yrs in Pittsburgh. I used it as a kid even before I knew what jacking off was. Used it this manner because it seemed less offensive to the ear. It was especially used by people south of the Monongahela river. My Pittsburgh accent is so strong that a woman walk up to me in a gym in Phoenix and said"Your from Pittsburgh aren't you" by overhearing a conversation. Still in use by older Pittsburghers but dying out. The guy at the end of the bar is a jaggoff, cool you duals and fuck him, not worth doing time over. jack off
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| 6. | sega | ||
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Italian slang for male masturbation. Literally translates to English as "saw." The masturbation slang definition comes from the sawing motion used when you "beat the dummy." Voglio fare una sega stasera! (I want to beat the dummy tonight!)
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| 7. | Beat the dummy | ||
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Male masturbation. Last night I beat the dummy until he was black and blue!
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