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Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.
I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.
Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009
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chicanowash 

Using the gas station windshield cleaner to wash your entire car.
These cheap asses in front of me just pulled a chicanowash,
chicanowash by capn freddy June 22, 2012

chicabonchia 

sexy mexi who can sweet talk her way through anything, but when it comes to smarts . . . she's a loser.........beutler
Yeah man i had this sweet chicabonchia last night, but she stole my car in the morning! Haha but it's okay the tanks empty anyway.
chicabonchia by markiwarkie August 28, 2006

chickawawa 

(noun)A dame who knows how to get everything she wants.Chickawawa.
(verb) Every time a promise is made with conditions and conditions are not met, but promise is kept. you have been chickawawa'd.
(noun) Blackwidow,Golddigger . Example:Lady Chickawawa sure is hot, but the maintenance, Hebus!
(verb) Wow Betty that sure is a sweet ride, where'd you get
that? Well you see I promised Bill aBJ every morning for the next 5 years,He,Ha! Well I'd have to say you sure chickawawa'd him on that one babe.
chickawawa by John P Ursel February 15, 2008
Noun: A blurry photo of Mick Jagger with the word Chickboss at the bottom in Anton Font. Often used in the context of people being Chickbossed.
"Have you SEEN Chickboss?" "Yah man, seeing Chickboss every day makes life worth living!"
Chickboss by Ebrim May 9, 2022

Chickbossed

When a person is sent Chickboss with little to no context, often as a prank or practical joke.
"Jeeze man, Megan just Chickbossed me!"
"Haha, yeah man; that meme is so funny!"
Chickbossed by Ebrim May 9, 2022

bow chicka bow wow

a term used in the popular web series RedvsBlue, meaning or having to do with sex, or getting it on . used but the character Tucker.
"did somebody call for a really hairy plumber? bow chicka bow wow."
"hey, im just here to lay some pipe. bow chicka bow wow."
bow chicka bow wow by ze turtle February 6, 2006