2: Yea im gonna take my Civic. Oh do you know mike just got a civic
1: cool so did i and jake
"your going to chicago?! you cant go without me!"
God-why thats not even a question, I created chicago myself and is the best city in the world. Satan made new york
Other Man- Oh its okay, the wife's pregnant and she's craving the blood of newborn goats...
Man- Too bad.... OMG!!! Its a Chicago! Run!
Other Man- Ahhhhhh!!!!! Why is it crapping?
Man- That's the pizza!!!
(sounds of gurgling and death)