Chicago is a city in the far northeastern part of the state of Illinois.
Known for is unbelievably corrupt Politicians and Police force,the midwestern versions of the guido
,absolute draining of the rest of the states tax money,toll roads,high concentration of idiots and crackheads.
inhabitants known as:Chicagonads or Nigcagians to the downstaters.They are close in mental capacity to Texas
Loud,mouthy pisspumpers who come to Southern Illinois and buy lake of egypt property where they are immediately:
1.screwed by every local contractor
2.Despised and laughed at by the locals
3.used as the punchline to every dumbass joke ever told
4.beat to a bloody pulp for popping off in local bars about how tough they are.
5.ripped off and sold every junk caddy, oldsmobile and farm tractor within a 50 mile radius.
Chicagonad"yea we usta beat those porta rikkans ta def up der"
Southern Illinoisian "Really..uhh thats nice...Hey I've got a '62 Caddy with a blown motor and a old Ford tractor with no wheels for sale for 10 grand"
Chicagonad" Sweet!!!!!I'll take it
Southern Illinoisian" Cool.....Hey..My Buddies got an old Buick with a bad tranny for sale too"
Chicagonad" AWESOME!!!Get him on da fuggin phone"
Best damn city in the world!
Chicago rocks hard, yo!
Truly one of the greatest cities in the entire nation. With a total population exceeding 2.9 million inside the city limits alone, multiple cultures and ethnicities, cool-sounding urban, midwestern nasal accents (see ear candy
), a rich history, tons of museums, theaters, arcades, the Brookfield Zoo; the best pizza outside of New York City
, and probably one of the best city skyline
s in the United States
, Chicago has something to offer to everyone. It is a higher standard of a metropolis that all other American cities strive to be like(and many of them have succeeded in that: see Cincinnati
, and Seattle
Chicago is the ultimate economic, cultural, educational, business, entertainment, industrial, and population center of the Midwest
One of the most, if not the most, beautiful cities in the US.
"Chicago is the Verona of America," (spoken with an Italian accent).
Big city with a beautiful skyline. Although geographically placed in the Midwestern state of Illinois, it should be considered it's own state since the rest of the midwest is filled with drunk redneck republicans.
"So your from Illinois?"
"No-I'm from Chicago"
hottest city alive, i live there
go to chicago muh fucka
If you keep saying that only gangs are from there, you have better been all over the damn city.
Chicago rules fuckers.
one kickass town, home of the sears tower, hancock building, the navy pier, kapone, some kickass rappers like twista. If you can't hang here, don't bother trying. I live in the 'burbs though, but i've been therre plenty of times.
Chicago Kicks Ass