Chicago Cubs Fan #2: No, their picther had a complete game, no hitter.
Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Holy shit!! Who was it???
Chicago Cubs Fan #2: Some single A call up.
Chicago Cubs Fan #3: What the hell..ooh well, we had a 3 game winning streak going anyways, I was starting to feel uncomfortable
Chicago Cubs Fans # 1&2: Word.
2) A Loser,
3) is a phoney,
4) a drunk,
5) has a small loser shaped penis,
6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.
So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.
2012 numbers dont lie
Bro 2: Naw bro, my butt never healed from the last time I went to Wrigley!
Bro 1: Good point! Besides, winning in October is overrated anyways.