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1. chib
Verb - To stab.
"I'm pure gonnae chib ye in the puss, ya bam. 'Mon well." - "I say fellow, the time has come for me to stab you in the facial region, you person for whom I don't care. En garde."
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2. chib
Comes from the Latin..."Chiberous"..to stab, perice, penetrate. Now taken up by wee Scottish neds as a sign of violence.
"See you ya fuckin' jobby your gonne get chibed right in eh fuckin' coopin!!"

Translation - "I say! Watch out you foul man or else i might have to inflict a sertain amount of pain to your face that could penetrate the skin!"
3. chib
A stabbing instrument especially in form of nice shiny knife of a reasonable and manly size ( fuck u neds and wee sad kitchen butter knifes!!)that does damage to a nice wee face :D
haw man am gonna chib ur face
4. Chib
(a) Scottish parochial for a street weapon. The weapon may be a regular weapon, like a machette or a knife, but is often an improvised weapon like a club with a blade embedded in it, or a hammer.
(b) Scottish parochial verb for injuring someone with a hand-weapon of some kind.
(a) How dae ye like ma chib, big man, no bad, eh?

(b) See you, ya tool, ah'm gonny chib you, ya radge.
5. Chib
The equivalent of a n00b. Generally it is used when someone is behaving in a ridiculously n00b-like manner. Like when someone is doing something pointless.

Chibbing around can also be another way to call someone a troll.
"Quit being such a chib"

or

"Guys, quit chibbing around!"
6. Chib
1 Miz.
2 It is a chill one gets after eating an extremely fat filled meal.
You eat a hot dog, bbq chips, and coke all in one meal. Afterwards you eat cotton candy, five chocolate bars, and more fast food. You then are overcome by a chill (but you aren't cold) so it is a CHIB!

Sentence examples:
1 And the busted and the chibs and the chibby bust.
2 That chib was miz.
7. Chib
One who is especially stupid; one with noob like qualities
OH man Sam is such a chib!
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