A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out).
its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!
by Get the f' out already!! July 25, 2009
Top Definition
A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!
My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.
That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?
by wallymarshall September 06, 2003
When you insert your penis in a woman while flaccid so that you can "grow" inside of her like a Chia Pet.

This takes a lot of skill and patience.
Damn I tried to chia pet Kelly Clarkson last night and it was a lot harder than I thought.
by AndrewA60 January 17, 2012
The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.
Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
by MyxLastxRitesx March 29, 2010
When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.
Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there
by Jdeluc2224 December 07, 2013
1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).
ph33r t3h ch1a p3t
by chia pet of death April 16, 2003
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