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Chi Route 

You can rock it solo or take a group of people usually in one car. You drive to downtown chicago and spark your blunt or light your bowl only when your on the highway and once everyone is sufficiently torched continue to drive around downtown chicago and take in the sights and culture. Works best at night with high grade cannabis. Also reffered to as a chizzy or routing it in the big windy.

Note: Driving around chicago when not smoking and just going down there to waste gas and sound cool is NOT and i repeat is NOT a Chi route. thats just being gay.
Kid 1 : hey bro what are we doing tonight?
Kid 2: Lets take a chi route man i got some flame as hahl weed
Kid 1: Sounds like a great idea man ill grab the drops and cudi
Kid 3: Lemme get shorts!
Chi Route by Caddis March 24, 2011
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Ho Chi Minh route

If a girl or a woman decides to act like a sleazy slut in a certain period of her life, she is following the Ho Chi Minh route. The girl or woman constantly commits slutty behaviour down this route. 'Ho Chi Minh' refers to 'Hooker' or 'Whore' but is orignally known as the trail that ran through Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia to transfer manpower and materiel during the Vietnam war.
Hi, I've seen that your girlfriend is currently following the Ho Chi Minh route at a very high speed these days.

chirotonsor 

Barber. Listed in Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words (c. 1974, University Books), according to which it was coined in 1924 and accepted by 3,000 "chirotonsorial representatives."

Not listed in Webster's Unabridged (3rd). Apparently constructed from Greek-derived chiro- ("hand") and Latin tonsor ("clipper").
With his hair distractingly tickling his ears and beginning to hang in his eyes, he began to reflect that a visit to the local chirotonsor might be a little overdue.
chirotonsor by retorick September 4, 2011
An assistant to a chiropractor that sleeps with the doctor and the patients.
That neighbor of ours is such a chiroslut to screwing the whole clinic.
Chiroslut by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

Chirotouch 

When you think your chiropractor is about to adjust your spine but he gropes you like a sedated choir boy instead
I wanted a quick adjustment but I got a Chirotouch with a happy ending.
Chirotouch by KimodoDragon October 10, 2018

kegel chiropractic 

The act of cracking your back by squeezing your lady parts.
I'm so cheap I just do kegel chiropractic to make my back feel better.

got yo back like chiropractic 

A term used in "International Player's Anthem" by UGK featuring Outkast. Andre 3000 states "you know we got yo back like chiropractic", meaning, his friends will always be there for him. He uses the word chiropractic because chiropractors realign people's backs for a living.
Gabriel: I don't think Mr.Hunt will believe that I was sick
Me: Don't worry, you know I got yo back like chiropractic