|1.||Chezy Burf Burriton|
When you tea-bag someone while they are sleeping and give them a wedgie at the same time.
Dude 1: "Hey dude I met this really hot chic last night at the club."
Dude 2: "How did it go, did you take her home?"
Dude 1: "Yea and she passed out on my couch with her heels on so i gave her a chezy burf burriton!"
Dude 2: "Incredible!"
Full of MIDDLE class people with a few upper class families thrown in the mix. Despite this fact, all or almost all citizens of Oakville consider themselves of the latter category, likely the result of some sort of superiority complex. The average house price in Oakville is approximately $300,000, comparable to the other suburbs of Toronto, with a few nice houses and rich families thrown in mostly along the lake. If you go to OT, you are not rich, otherwise you would go to Appleby, which is funny considering most kids at Appleby arn't even from Oakville! It's time for you people to grow up and realize there are richer people and bigger houses in many other areas of Ontario like Bridal Path in Toronto, or Southern Mississauga.
People in Oakville whose parents lease a 3-series BMW and live in a 2000 square foot bungalow built in the 1970's think they rich! Get over yourselves! Youre pathetic!
To become a clothes, shoe, and hat whore, but not in the same way as becoming a gay or metrosexual man.
Juanita: Gee wiz. Jorgenson and Alex have lots of bitchin stuff to wear. They must be gay.
Chester the molester: Fuck you, you frowzy bitch! They aren't gay, they're negrofied. Now get down on your knees.