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A cheesy smack food that no other food can compare to. Also known as the best food in the universe and considerably better than reese cups.
person: dude those cheez-its are so better than reese's
Running away from cops or other figures of authority, but mostly from cops.
"fuck cops, chez-it"
chez-it by The punisher 3 February 26, 2009

Green Bay Cheez-it 

The act of eating a girls butthole out while she is wearing a Green Bay Packers Cheesehead.
Grant: "Dude I totally gave that girl the Green Bay Cheez-it in the Tundra Lodge's hot tub this weekend"

Will: "Fucking right dude. Its almost as good as my weekend, when I gave my girlfriend the Angry Dragon.
Green Bay Cheez-it by N. Igger October 19, 2009
a scrumptious food item consisting of 1X1 inch squares of baked cheezy goodness. This particular snack food carries the slogan "Get Your Own Box".
A: Cheez-it's? awesome, can I have some?

B: Dude, get your own box, and stop being so gay. We're just roommates, it doesnt automatically make us friends.

A: Sorry.

Cheez-It Fucked  

The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.

Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?

Guy 1: White cheddar.

Guy 2: Bitchin.
Cheez-It Fucked by Mik2837 February 2, 2009

Cheez-It check ya 

A way to check someone for celiac disease. You feed them a cheez-it and see how they react.
Hey sage, i am going to cheez-it check ya to see if youre actually celiac.