In a Galaxy Far ....Far.......Even farther that Dog Patch...Away...
Related to many Baca families, singularly, this one, stole my ten-speed. He's hairy, tall, Brown and brown. I think crime stoppers is looking for him too! like Chewbaca, he doesn't comb his hair and he smells like a big dog or something. He's always half-dressed, runs with some dude, who is on the run from an evil empire. he fixes jalopes for a white guy (like in star wars) and when he talks you can't understand him, because he speaks Spanish or Chinese or something. He has a ruca, named Princess Litas too! I WANT MY BIKE BACK, BACA! GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
1. "Have you seen Chewy?"
2. "Chewy who?"
1. "Chewy Baca, You know?"
1. "That loco stole my ten-speed bike!"
2. "That really sharp one?"
1. "None other!"
2. "Did you lock your bike up?"
1. "No!" "Still, I want my ten-speed bike back Chewy Baca, or The Empire will Strike Back!"