The epitome of "drop-dead gorgeous". Men worship her and women want to be her. Vanessa Mulligan will take your man right off your arm, take him home, chew him up and spit him back at you. To be "vanessamulliganed" is to lose your man OR girlfriend in the club when you've only been there 8 minutes. Vanessa Mulligans shoot first and ask questions later. They don't pay for shit.
You can't be with a Vanessa Mulligan. They are way out of your league. If you wake up and find you've been "vanessamulliganed"- you don't get a "do-over".
Bro 1:"Dude, I heard Tonya broke off the marriage with you bro?"
Bro 2: "I know bro, I got "Vanessamulliganed" last night."
Bro 1: Damn Bro.
Super Model 1: "Chloe, why are you crying?"
Super Model 2: "Brad and I went clubbing last night. He wasn't even drunk and got vanessamulliganed' in his butt!"
a cunt that likes chew spit, feces, and semen splashed all over her. Look up bitch on UD and her name should be displayed.
susan wian, you're a cunt.
A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.
"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."
A joint-military organization(except for Marines since they're good for nothing but stopping bullets) based in Washington, DC. WHCA has absolutely no idea how a military unit is supposed to be run and is slightly less organized then a boy scout jamboree. The chain of command is an almost non-existant entity in WHCA, unless you do something that might get you in trouble, then your leadership will magically appear to chew your ass and disappear just as fast.
The main goal of everyone in WHCA is try to make themselves look good, mainly by screwing you over at every chance they can. It looks good on your resume when you get out of the military, which most people do after being in whca for 4-5 years, because they can't stand the mindless, boring, and idiotic taskings that come out every day. You will probably lose your mind and consider physically harming those around you on almost a daily basis. There is no such thing in WHCA as a "day off" since even on your scheduled "days off" you will probably be called to come in to work so you can do some worthless paperwork, or to listen to someone lecture you on things they already sent to you in e-mails.
WHCA is also a great way to waste 4-5 years of life while feeling like you accomplished absolutely nothing and spending even less time with your family then you did when you were deployed.
I really hated spending time with my family so decided to join WHCA 2.0. Now I barely ever see them.