Human ape hybrid of the genus Homo sapien genitalius minutae nonerectus with the unique and inexplicable ability to attract females against all social and genetic odds. A recent study by anthropologists at the Univerity of Cambridge have theorised that this ability comes from a unique ratio of 80%laid-back:20%serious, however lack of similarly laid-back test subjects makes this hypothesis specious. Social interaction limited to those in adjacent year groups, though never his own, and exclusively female. One-time member of two of the three core male-female friendships in Corpus. A compsci, though not your average compsci. Can on occasion mimic other species by not kissing like a compsci. Master of camoflage, the chettz often if at all, passes conspicuously unnoticed as a gangster rapper by the name of Fiddy Chettz aka Chettzy Cent. When camoflaged in such a way, he can sometimes be located by the distinctive cry of "WOT!" in response to his name. Cock.
Her skirt was so short it makes Chettz's dick look big. Actually...