Incredibly hot babesitch
Guy 1: "Dude hear there are some finxin binxes at whole foods"
Guy 2: "Damn brimsich"
A sexual act made popular in the 70s by cultural icon: Loni Anderson.
The move involves two participants. The first lies face down in a star fish pose while the second then runs at a sprint and jams their left foot into the first participant's anus.
Is also known as the "My Left Foot" in some Hollywood circles.
Dude#1: Last night was rough man...
Dude#2: Why? What happened??
Dude#1: She gave me the Brown Slipper.... *sobs uncontrollably*
The better more effective way of accusing someone of cheating.
you CHETA !!
Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.
"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"
"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."
"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"
Portmanteau of wank + vacation.
Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.
A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.
Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
This word is all encompassing. There is no singular definition for this word. You can use this word in place of any word in the dictionary, and in any context.
Spencer: "I went to the swag to pick up some swag."
Chet: "Oh, swag. Did you swag your car?"
Spencer: "Of course I swagged it."
Both: "Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag."
A nervous bonor
How am I supposed to go onstage with this raging nerb?
Dan, will go pick up my quiz from Mrs. Miller? Look at the size of this nerb.
Honey, you always get on my nerbs.