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A British term for the fruit/seed of a horse chestnut tree. Commonly called a chestnut. Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner. Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!" |
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| 2. | cheggy | ||
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conker, horse chestnut. i found three gargantuan cheggies, under the cheggy tree, in the cemetery
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| 3. | d'oh! | ||
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an exclamation used after something bad happens to you, you do something stupid, or you realize that something is wrong. made famous by Homer Simpson Simpson, Homer Simpson! He's the coolest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree! *crash* D'OH!
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| 4. | D'oh | ||
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1) a declaration of ignorance of question or situation;
2) an assertion of indifference to or transcendence beyond conventional wisdom. Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh!
Homer When the house is on fire : When a fire starts to burn there's a lesson you must learn, something-something then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe, D'oh! |
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| 5. | oxox | ||
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To kiss another person.
(lol You're the best, sunshine (Summer)!) They oxox under the chestnut tree.
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| 6. | babysit | ||
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A verb describing what a homeowner has to resort to when contracting builders and tradesmen to undertake construction work on their homes. I can't believe we have to babysit the bricklayer, honey, he's been in the Porta-Loo for three hours, nothing is getting done and his stench is killing the chestnut tree.
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| 7. | Jeebers | ||
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What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun! Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!
Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts |
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