chess

Beautiful, subtle game that still hasn't been "solved" by high-speed computers. It suffers a terrible rep because its main enthusiasts are Asperger's types like myself, but like Deadheads (who I abhor) used to say, "If you have to ask, you're never gonna get it". Say it clear, say it loud, I'm a chess geek and I'm proud!

And that is "geek", never "chess nerd".

by Zonie Yank March 15, 2006

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The process of sitting down in front of an Asian person, thinking to one's self, ''Oh, shit, it's an Asian person,'' and losing to said Asian person whilst one comforts one's self that, well, it was okay because it was an Asian person.

When playing chess, it is okay to lose, because after all, it was an Asian person.

by Xethro Gensh June 15, 2015

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It is a game including pieces. They are: pawns, knights, rooks, king, queen and bishop. It is played on a board with squares. The board contains 64 squares, 8 on each side. There are different types of chess. Example: Bughouse, Standard, Chess960 etc.

chess is played by many people all over the world.

by CHESS BRO October 5, 2020

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