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Charzian Scale 

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.
guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."
Charzian Scale by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016
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Charzarding 

Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"
He started charzarding me so i left
Charzarding by baldore October 6, 2010
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Cheezy Pickup Line 

very bad joke to get hooked up with someone.
person 1: Theres 20 letters in the alphabet right
Person 2: No thres 26
Person 1: ah i forgot U R A Q T
person 2: thats 25
Person 1: You´ll Get the D later

Patricia: My dress was 50% off!
Briana: Well I want it 100% off of you

Cheezy Pickup Line

cunt cheez 

(1) a complete fuckin idiot (2) vaginal spewage usually from an STD or yeast infection
(1) Brig fucks everything up, she's such a cunt cheez! (2) I went down on Shelly last night and she had cunt cheez dripping out!
cunt cheez by jcrocsmooth January 26, 2009
a state of uttmost coolness, hotness.
Wow, that guy's bmw is chedz!

Did you see that girl on the second floor?
She had chedz written all over her!
chedz by Sigma Cool January 14, 2008

Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream
man i flaming charzard her ass
Flaming Charzard by flying gamose February 23, 2018