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4. chert
Another word for chode or durf.
Dude, your chert smells like big foot's dick!
1. Chert
1. A proclamation of a lovely and individualistic event.
2. Utterance displaying moment of joy and exultation at the quality of a moment in life.
example
"Dude, the mantle crux on that 5.10c crack was so chert!"
2. chert
Slang word meaning "Whatever" or "Yea right"
Ugly Whore: "Man im so sexy"

Guy that heard it: "Chert!"
by Joseph Filla Oct 7, 2004 add a video
3. Chert
An incredibly greasy pussy.

Stan: "Dude, Tara is such a babe."
Fred: "Nah dude, she's got the biggest chert. Don't go for her."
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