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Chens Theorem 

"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.

if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)

if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P

(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol
Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!
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Adding your two cents 

To add your opinion in a discussion or a topic that's usually unrelated to you.
James and John was having a debate about who's smarter? their mom said " I am" James replied thanks mom for adding your two cents.
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Two Cents 

To give an opinion in a conversation or on issues that doesn't involve you.
"Look man, this is a family matter; nobody is asking you to put your two cents in."

"I really wish my girlfriend's mom would stop putting her two cents in every time we have an argument."
Two Cents by Mackendeez March 20, 2018

cheatsy doodles 

The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.
Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"

chensung 

A ship between NCT’s Chenle and NCT’S Jisung.
Fan1: “What’s your ship in NCT?”
Fan2: “CHENSUNG FOR LIFEEEE!”

Before He Cheats 

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!
"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."
Before He Cheats by Super Tips March 24, 2023

This Game Cheats

What most people yell at there video games when the CPU seems to be cheating. This usually happens when the CPU does something no one could possibly pull off and/or is being completely unfair.
Markus: OMG THIS GAME CHEATS IT KEEPS SCORING SHOTS FROM LIKE HALF COURT.
Sane Individual: How can the game be cheating at itself.
Markus: I... I don't know...
This Game Cheats by Alex the Chao November 16, 2009