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hello chen lee is the most powerful thing on earth or even in this universe or even in all universes. that is not a fact but it can be proven to be factual. um.....the power of the chen lee is so great that it posses ninjas to flip out and kill people 24/7 (thats like all the time). ninjas with the power of chen lee have been known to kill people at all times kinda like slothes and hippos. i hope you hate me and want to chop my head off you stupid ninja. JKLOL u guys hehe.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

I totally sucked a ninja the other day.
by Ted Mahurgen January 07, 2005