Student form of torture. Tricks kids into thinking they are going to make drugs and bombs, but involves math and more math. Pointless unless you are going to be a chemist.

Some fucked up bootleg-ass bullshit that's not a real science. The bastard child of physics.

The extremely boring science of explaining why chemical stuff happens. Studying chemistry instantly removes much of the fun that can be had when lighting things on fire by explaining how it happens. Teachers of this heinous subject are believed to have no soul, be mentaly unstable, or both. Also, people on the chemistry team enjoy similar status as those on the Math team (complete losers who find fun in academic achievement).