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I've been doing chemistry for the past 5 hours. It sucks ass. I'm going to kill Dr. White. My hand hurts.
by gemgem April 24, 2003
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A science in which one extends their knowledge of the Periodic Table by occasionally mixing the wrong chemicals, lighting stuff on fire, freezing stuff in liquid nitrogen, highlighting the hell out of their periodic table until it looks like a unicorn licked it, and understanding how all this stuff applies to the little tiny bits that make up every last bit of everything.
Person 1: Hey! Did you guys do that lab today in Chemistry with the thing that blew up?

Person 2: Yeah! That was so totally epic!
by Dreamweaver38 April 08, 2010
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A High School subject that doesn't have to be so damn necessarily hard to understand. If the book authors learned how to write in lamence terms for us non-scientists, maybe we should be able to cover the whole 30 chapter book in a hour. But noooo... those geeks really had to make it difficult. Actually, they add nothing but demonstrations and no official formulas, and they use big words to explain something as simple as a damn "mole" measurement. Therefore we have to take pen and paper and make our own damn formulas, no thanks to that $50.00 piece of crap.
I read chapter 1 to chapter 10, 75% of it consists of irrelevant situations of how to use what we are learning, in ways we never even thought it could be useless enough. 10% of it is actual examples where you must stare with a blank face and make up your own formulas, 15% is review work which you don't know how to do.
by Chang Tan February 14, 2004
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If you can hack the stigma of the title of geek, a freakin cool degree major
Chemistry?? Dude ya big geek!
by Nameless Scientist Hero November 27, 2005
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pure evil! torture for teenagers who want to pass high school, and get into college.
I need to pass chemistry to get into college.
by Izzy May 21, 2004
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feelings between people(especially friends and romantic interests) about how they relate to each other, usually positive feelings, interpersonal chemistry
They have got some major chemistry going on.
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- An education course often hated by those that do not have the mental capacity to comprehend it. Often referred to as “boring” and “useless” by ignorant students, but appreciated by those that see its consequences to society and technology. In college, chemistry is used as a filter class to weed out ill prepared or unintelligent pre-meds and other technical field majors. Serves to re-route them to a more appropriate field such as sociology, business, or political “science”.

- A physical science dealing with the world of atoms and the molecules they form. Divided classically into 5 branches: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, and biological.
-Man, how am I ever going to get into med school if I fail general chemistry for the third time?!?!

-Chemistry is freaking sweet, personally I love physical chem though organic is pretty cool sometimes too.
by ChemBen May 24, 2005
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