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Referring to that which usually comes before sex. The exception is when intercourse is preceded by the exchange of green ink-dyed cotton.
We had some serious chemistry! After that we mixed some chemical compounds and that's how we got little Joey!
by Jonhathan Doe December 03, 2007
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Also known as rape. The University of Arkansas defines it as one or multiple acts of terrorism against many college students, and often leads to the death of children...and GPA's. If confronted with this, know that nothing will save your soul.
College Kid 1: "Man, that Chemistry exam raped me..."
College Kid 2: "Mcdonald's here I come!!!!"
by Mangler Strangler October 10, 2011
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Some fucked up bootleg-ass bullshit that's not a real science. The bastard child of physics.
Yo I just rolled out of chemistry and capped some bitches because I was so distressed by chemistry's apathy towards SI units and scientific procedure.
by PercolatinPhyser October 30, 2007
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The extremely boring science of explaining why chemical stuff happens. Studying chemistry instantly removes much of the fun that can be had when lighting things on fire by explaining how it happens. Teachers of this heinous subject are believed to have no soul, be mentaly unstable, or both. Also, people on the chemistry team enjoy similar status as those on the Math team (complete losers who find fun in academic achievement).
Jack: Yo Jill you wanna come to the chemistry competition with me? We're gonna totally own those guys from Sackville High. Their pocket protectors are pink. Those losers *nyehehehehehe*

Jill: Jack, you're a loser. *walks away*
by The BR December 21, 2006
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The class that wastes the time of innocent teenagers.
I hate Chemistry....
by dhughes June 14, 2016
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A fucking obnoxious shitty subject you have to take unless you don't want to get into a four year university. You'll never even use Chemistry after high school or college unless you're a mad ass scientist who likes making bombs or drugs or both.
I gotta suffer one year and take Chemistry if I want to get into UH. This fucking sucks cuz I'll never even use this shit in business.
by AdomC August 23, 2016
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How you handle yourself and how you work with what you got through practice, and family lineage - total opposite of swag because people with swag have fear and are not handy with their hands.
I rather have chemistry with all the tools my parents invested in me than be a dumb nigga with swag because all that grease on your face ain't good for your body or mind, nigga.
by Death0A October 03, 2014
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