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(chemistry orgy, chem party, chemistry party)
a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test. Chem orgies consist of these students trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spamming various questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy successful in its original purpose. A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior. Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room!
yes i did it Eric: wow Kevin: hey jimmy Eric: there are 7 ppl Kevin: chemistry party Eric: yes which kevin is this? Kevin: the kevin Sally: (kim) Eric: KQ Kevin: The almighty Sally: lol Eric: what? Paul: wow Kevin: Kool Jimmy: i'm talking Kevin: Kevin Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain Kevin: :) loll Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party Sally: lolol Brenda: yay you are talking DUDE Eric: YAY CHEM ORGY Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone oh well Sally: ok if eric stops talking then Brenda: WAIT Kevin: hey guys Sally: everything will be good Kevin: chris wu Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT Kevin: asked me a question Sally: ummmmmmmm iono Eric: colorless |
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| 2. | chem orgy | ||
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(chemistry orgy, chem party, chemistry party)
a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test. Chem orgies consist of these students (mostly asian, varies by regional demographics) trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spamming various questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy sucessful in its original purpose. A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior. Sometimes, some smart-ass will try to organize a chemistry orgy and invite a bunch of dumb people. When you try to leave, they'll simply re-invite you. You should beat up that kid the next day at school, in order to teach him a lesson. Sample from a chem orgy:
Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room! yes i did it Eric: wow Kevin: hey jimmy Eric: there are 7 ppl Kevin: chemistry party Eric: yes which kevin is this? Kevin: the kevin Sally: (kim) Eric: KQ Kevin: The almighty Sally: lol Eric: what? Paul: wow Kevin: Kool Jimmy: i'm talking Kevin: Kevin Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain Kevin: :) loll Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party Sally: lolol Brenda: yay you are talking DUDE Eric: YAY CHEM PARTY Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone oh well Sally: ok if eric stops talking then Brenda: WAIT Kevin: hey guys Sally: everything will be good Kevin: chris wu Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT Kevin: asked me a question Sally: ummmmmmmm iono Eric: colorless |
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