Also see Chelski. A Russian soccer team (should no longer be considered English in origin) housed by London, England. Are the toy of Russian gangster Roman Abramovich (who, for the record, cannot speak English). Use Abramovich's dirty money in an attempt to sign whomever they wish but are often turned down (as was the case with Real Madrid's Raul) as they are 99.9% style and 0.01% substance. Have a limited (and much muted) fan base. Bought the Carling Cup at the expense of Liverpool FC and, more recently, the Premiership at the expense of Arsenal FC and Manchester United FC. Are now attempting to buy the European Cup at the expense of Liverpool and AC Milan/PSV Eindhoven. May succeed (but underservedly so). Are in possession of the most expensive (and cheating) squad in the world (including ball-handling expert Tiago). Are 2005's team and will prove to be 2005's team only.
Chelsea FC robbed Liverpool FC of the Carling Cup in the 2004/2005 season.

Chelsea FC will attempt to rob Liverpool FC of the European Cup in the 2004/2005 season.

Chelsea FC are inferior to Arsenal FC.

Chelsea FC's fan base, confined to East London and East Europe (Russia), is inferior to that of West Ham United FC.
by UNTERMENSCHEN May 02, 2005
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Contrary to popular belief, are actually the first team to field an all foreign starting 11 in the premier league. look it up!!

all foreing squad however--that was arsenal
chelsea fan- arsenal are a bunch of jonny-foreigners!the're the first team to field an all foreign starting 11.

arsenal fan- actually, chelsea fc fielded a foreign starting 11 against southhampton in 1999, some six years before arsenal.
by jonnyearl April 28, 2008
1. Amazing Football team
2. Also known as "The Blues"
3. Sings chants such as "we'll keep the blue flag flying high" and "blue is the colour"
4. Coached by Jose Mourinho
5. Amazing players such as Duff, Cole, Terry, Drogba, Lampard, Robben, Cech, Essien, etc

We'll keep the blue flag flying high!
Super Chelsea, Super Chelsea, Super Chelsea FC!
by chelseafan13 April 22, 2006
an English team that is supposedly based in the SW London area.
Da, nyet, Chelski isz za shite teaam vrom Moskva!
by International Bad Boy February 26, 2005
Similar to the football team you support... but better.

Unless you support Chelsea that is...
Chelsea shit on arsenal, palace and all the other inferior london based football clubs...
by J January 18, 2005
the best english team. With members such as lampard and cech. liverpool are alright but chelsea are still better
chelsea fc rule
manchester united have no future
by insomniac16 July 31, 2006
Simply the best team in the world. With homegrown stars like Terry and Lampard, upcoming talent like Sturridge and Bruma, and Seasoned Pros like Didier Drogba, Petr Cech, and Zola, no wonder the Blues are the best thing on the planet. However, teams such as: Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City, and Liverpool all suck. They all rely on foreign countries to staff their teams, and put in quite alot of money in the 2009/2010 season in which Chelsea hoisted not one but two trophies above their collective heads. They boast the 2009/2010 Golden Boot Winner and the Golden Glove Winner. No way to doubt the Blues are the best. Ancelotti's eyebrow said so.
With a resounding 6-0 win over some pipsqueak team, Chelsea FC clinched the EPL Title, leaving Manchester United, Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool in their dust.
by ChelseaBlue8thegreat January 15, 2011
The best football team on EARTH. With the likes of Robben, Lampard, Terry, Gudjohnson, Carvalho, Joe Cole being the kings of the certainly cannot fuck with this team!
The blues are the best!
by BlankGirl May 09, 2005
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