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You can't cage a Chelsea. She needs a wide area to roam. The zoo animals are safe because a Chelsea prefers to hunt wild woodland creatures and feast on their souls. A Chelsea can also be kept quite happy and allow you to live if you bring them offerings of Sushi.

This is a Chelsea and no Zoo has the facilities to house one.
Friend #1 “Oh dear. What meat did you come back with? I thought we told you last time, no hunting at the zoo.”

Friend #2 “I am going to check the news to make sure there are still prairie dogs at the zoo. If not, you're in so much trouble. I told you once, prairie dog jerky is no good!”

Chelsea “its not the prairie dogs you should be worried about *lick lips with hungry grin”
by Pogo Pogo June 06, 2011
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The equivalent of Satan, all these other definitions are full of shit. The Chelseas that come from Scotland are pure evil, Although at time she can seem nice they will always back stab you, spread rumors about you in skype calls, and call you a "fucking idiot" in robloxs
Ernest: Is Chelsea talking shit again about me?
Derrick: When is she not, i swear she is satan.
by That One Pun Guy August 18, 2014
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A bitch that breaks hearts; slutty; will ditch you if someone else comes along; shows up if she feels guilty but only because someone told her to; a liar.
I used to be friends with Chelsea, but she broke my best friends heart.
by lolo2579 October 03, 2011
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Chelsea is defined as one slutty individual who only realizes that she can use her vagina when she reaches the age of 18, but for some reason she never enjoys any of the finger, tongue, or dick that comes in contact to her vagina. After swapping saliva with someone one week she enjoys hopping to the next boy that will give her attention, but soon becomes bored with his "terrible" use of tongue, so then finds another boy in which she says "I wanna fuck you...give me a week and we'll do it" The best part is that she loves to lie about her adventures in bed because she feels that she will be judged by those who listen to her stories.
Boy #1 - Dude..so I just got done fucking Chelsea.
Boy #2 - Uhh..what? Chelsea told me she wanted to fuck....
Boy #1 - Really..? She told me the same thing last week.
by Tiny Tomcat Timmy July 27, 2011
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The most Amazing, silly, goofy, crazy, insane, understanding girl in the world. shes very loving and always is there for her friends. youd be the most lucky guy in the fucking universe if you had her!
Chelsea is so amazing!!
by youngblood481 October 14, 2011
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A Russian club who are based in North London.

Have enjoyed unprecedented success of late, thanks mainly to the deep pockets of a Russian tyrant, tax-evader and probable human-rights abuser Roman Abramovich.

Generally known for buying ridiculous amounts of players for ridiculous amounts of money, such as paying 21 million pounds for Shaun Wright-Phillips.

They used to play decent football in the days of Ranieri, Vially and Zola, but have since managed to alienate the entire footballing community, thanks in the main to the unsportsmanlike and aloof behaviour from types such as Jose Mourinho and Didier Drogba.

Supporters are typically racist and die a little bit every time an African player runs out for the Blues.

Generally, fans console themselves by saying things such as:"Oh well, At least we're not Manchester United"
Chelsea fan #1:"Where are we playing tonight?"
Chelsea fan #2:"St. Petersburg, I think"
by stephen pay amos March 27, 2008
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Usually amazing people, very beautiful attractive sexy and cute. Their personality is the best out of like everyone, they are funny, kind, and truthful. They go well with Zac's
Out of all the people in the world, Chelsea's are usually most liked. sometimes they have a hard time, but they always have someone to fall back on ( preferably Zac's)
Zac: Chelsea, you're beautiful, i love you
Chelsea: Awh, i love you too
by chelseasflirtbuddy April 17, 2013
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