The Christian’s Against Dinosaurs intelligence
test is the world’s most advanced intelligence
test created by a think tank of trolls in Great Britain.
The CAD IQ
test identifies and logs people on
Facebook who are of average intelligence, yet who think they are smarter than they are.
Here’s how the
test works: If it’s not obvious to you that the Facebook group is a
troll group, then in 99.91% of cases, your IQ is below 110. But you believe your IQ is much higher than average.
The vast majority of people who fail this
test are between 90 and 110 IQ. They are
smart enough to know dinosaurs existed yet not intelligent enough to recognize the trolling.
In an effort to prove they have a Big Brain, they spend their
time on the CAD Facebook group:
- Justifying the existence of dinosaurs, in a group where no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- Bashing members of the group, when in fact no one actually believes dinosaurs don’t exist
- “Trolling”, when in fact they are the ones being trolled.
- Repeatedly trying to shame the “dinosaur believers”, who are in fact trolls
- Bashing religion and harassing members because of their belief in God (The group’s creators are mostly atheists and agnostics, but don’t condone this behavior)
Nigel: “Christians Against Dinosaurs has such
stupid members! How can you guys be to believe dinosaurs didn’t exist?
Stupid Christians!!”
CAD member (sarcastically): “Big Brain over here! We’ve got a big brain!”
Nigel’s more intelligent friend: “dude… you realize this
troll group is literally an IQ test right? Like, was made to create a registry of people of average IQ people who think they’re smarter than they are. I don’t think you passed the test…”
